#Hei hei the cat

[luxshine]

Lemme introduce you to the newest member of the luxshine household, baby princess Konidela! She is a white stray kitty, 4 weeks old, so her b-day was probably around October 22 (my own birthday, so that's when I'm going to celebrate her) and she's a Libra.

She has very healthy lungs, vet says she's totally healthy and will be fully vaxxed as soon as she's old enough. She weights 779 grms as of now, and is very, very curious about everything around her. Also, as you can see, her ears are bigger than her head!

Oh, bonus pic, Hei Hei's reaction upon seeing her asleep on her box!

[murphy3andkonidelaintheirtardis]

This is my older sister Hei hei (Mom says she's not very bright but I think she's the coolest cat in the universe, after my other older sister Serenghetti). She said the Tardis wasn't big enough for both of us now, even when I used to sleep there with her when I was younger (that was all of four months ago!)

But she has also taught me that where we fit? We sit. So I did that!

Hei hei is still my most comfy pillow!

[obsob]

to be loved is to be held!!! print

[lil-vibes]

local cult leader can Not get anything done bc of their eepy cat. more at tomorrow's sermon

[theonewhowails]

here kitty kitty kitty

[chiricat]

me eat you whole

[animatedtext]

[thecmaly]

really? right in front of my karaage?

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more windbreaker comics

[ninyard]

the big olympics reunion (pt.1)

[okaydays22]

[owl-wolf]

um i turned him into a college physics professor

[luxshine]

This little lady, My Pretty Konidela, came to my life on November 17 last year, at all of three weeks old, give or take a day.

And I've loved seeing her grow, and discover the world (And all the things she wants to eat)

Getting her older sister Hei Hei used to her...

Realizing that there are SOME plushies she's not allowed to eat...

ME REalizing that I don't think she'll ever grow into her huge ears...

Finding NEW places to climb....

Watching Telugu movies with her, because she is proud of her name's origins...

She likes to cuddle with her namesake, MR. Konidela...

Hide from her older sister Serenghetti...

Try to eat me, since I NEVER feed her (according to her)

Seriously, see her not realize her ears are so big...

And in general, see her grow! So I wanted to share you the photos of her first two months with me with you!

[murphy3andkonidelaintheirtardis]

Today is International's Worker's day. We're celebrating by not letting mom work.

[happyheidi]

𝖿𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅 𝖿𝖺𝗅𝗅

𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗂𝗍𝗌 𝗍𝗈𝗅𝗅 🍂

[starry-bi-sky]

Incorrect Quotes for the Blood Blossom Au - DPXDC

Original Post Context Here but TL:DR - Vlad poisons (orphan) Danny with blood blossom. He runs off, finds Pre-Robin Battinson, Battinson saves his life. Danny is currently staying with him until the time being. Batdad all around, found family, woo!

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Bruce after giving Danny an antidote: poof. Just like that, the toxin’s gone

Blood Blossom, not gone just sedated: wrong! toxin’s right here you fucking brussel sprout

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Vlad at a gala while his godson is (allegedly) missing: Mister Wayne! A pleasure to meet you, I wanted to speak with you about hopefully setting up a deal between our brands—

Battinson, currently housing his (allegedly) missing godson: I don’t like you.

Vlad: —and it’d be a— i’m sorry?

Battinson, louder: I don’t. Like. You.

Vlad:

Bruce:

Vlad: If you could tell me what I did to offend you--

Battinson, with the intensity of a thousand suns: No.

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Danny: 🧿🧿

Bruce: 🧿🧿

Danny: 🧿🧿

Alfred, in the corner: Can you two socialize like normal people

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Danny: gun to your head, who would you rather kiss: riddler or the joker

Bruce:

Bruce: gun to my head?

Danny: gun to your head, yes.

Bruce, without missing a beat: pull the trigger

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Danny (is currently unaware Bruce = Bruce Wayne): hey Vlad's planning on poaching Mr. Wayne's company out from underneath his nose, would you be able to prevent Mr. Wayne from making any deals with him? Or just in general from being alone with him?

Bruce, realizing Danny doesn't know he's Bruce Wayne:

Bruce: ...yes.

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(Danny and Bruce are leaving Wayne Enterprises, Danny is wearing a face mask and obscuring most of his identity. There's a swarm of paparazzi at the doors)

Bruce:

Danny:

Danny: there's an open window on the first floor bathroom

Bruce, immediately turning on his heel: mh. mhm.

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Aunt Alicia:

Bruce:

Aunt Alicia:

Bruce:

Bruce 🤝 Aunt Alicia: "Vlad Masters can go fuck himself" club

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Bonus! Because looking at it makes me giggle and I think it needs to be shared

POV: You're Alfred living with two of the most socially awkward people in Gotham. Now with biblically accurate heights!

[jedi-starbird]

Obi-Wan: oh? who's this?

Cody, who's been carting around an orange cat he found sleeping in Obi-Wan’s discarded robe all day, and assumed that his general had been transformed due to standard Force Bullshit™️: ...no one. apparently.